Lifestyles of the penniless and obscure - Messing with the med students

So, I really wish the patient programme could go all year round, a few times a week, but alas. School is over, which means the next time I do this will probably be in July. I was kind of counting on it being a constant thing. Oh well. Today that Old Guy who shows everyone his boxers told me the healthiest thing to eat is aspartamine and aspertane, and the chemicals in the foods we eat are actually making us live longer. I quickly learned just to nod and smile. I guess it would've be a bad idea if I showed him my packet of wheat grass and chloryphyl powder.

I'm glad we got to leave early because I got a superbad migrane that hit me hard and fast, and spent my way home trying not to puke. It's a  shame it just NOW went away, because it's too late to deposit the pittance state tossed my way.

So I spent last night trying my best to diagnose my latest weird symptom: I have this weird taste/smell that won't go away. I'm experiencing this SENSE, but I don't know if I'm smelling it, tasting it, or remembering it. I keep getting whiffs of it all day. It's making me crazy. My mum told me not to go to the doctor until I've experienced it for over a month. But thinking I might have gastrointerlogical cancer or gingivitis makes me ansty.

Is it wrong that I fnd this too funny?